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Hear my firstworld woes!
o they strike heinous blows:
today my fridge froze my tomatoes.

on hearing that they'd froze, no-one proposed
aught but hiring Dada so and sos -
"those the better to compose (apropos tomato woes)".

To close: my cow howls and lows
and my bull won't doze
Cos the bastard fridge froze my tomatoes!